Good vs Evil – CnC

I’m a cook at CnC
Do you think you can trust me
Nah Fuck that shit
I prepare what you consume
On a daily basis
You don’t know what I’m rubbing on
Your steak or your fish
On my balls!
It’s something that I like to call
My own seasoning
It’s always fine dining at CnC
Brad’s sitting at the bar
Drinking his Rum & Root Beer
Jason’s pounding Bud light
And Boss is Swigging Ouzo
Tiffany walked by with those big luscious
Thanks for calling Cask n’ Cleaver Steakhouse
This is Chris speaking how can I help you?
The kitchen’s clean
The mats are pulled
Ghost wants to smoke weed
I prepare what you consume
On a daily basis
You don’t know what I’m rubbing on
Your lobster or chicken sandwich
On my balls!
It’s something that I like to call
My own seasoning
It’s always fine dining at CnC
Danny’s up there kicking ass
Straight belting out some Ozzy
Karaoke Mike’s straight old school
And Kristy sings Metallica
And for some reason
Mike’s always up there yelling
Some shit about his fucking genitalia
And how small they are
Hey Fuck You!
Chasey, Rob, Robin Keeping us good and drunk
I prepare what you consume
On a daily basis
You don’t know what I’m rubbing on
Your Tempura Chicken Tenders
On my balls!
It’s something that I like to call
My own seasoning
Bet you thought it was fine dining at CnC

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